Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!?
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Manage a twisted goblin brothel, breed slaves, evolve goblins, and unlock the power of a virgin wizard in this darkly humorous indie simulation strategy.
Description
In Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!? you are the sole virgin goblin tasked by the goblin lord to run the most efficient brothel beneath the burrow. The bizarre premise hides deep strategic layers: you must design cells, control breeding cycles, and turn ordinary goblins and captured slaves into a formidable army.
Features
- Brothel Management: Build and upgrade a variety of rooms, from mating chambers to feeding halls, each affecting fertility and growth rates.
- Dynamic Breeding System: Every goblin species has unique mating habits. Guide them to the right location, watch the pregnancy process, and gain experience points.
- Slave Variety: Receive a rotating roster of captives—humans, elves, beastkin, Oni—each offering distinct stats and traits for breeding.
- Evolution Paths: Combine genetics to evolve goblins into stronger classes such as shamans, hobgoblins, and other mystical types.
- Army Construction: Convert the thriving brothel population into a battle‑ready force, enabling you to assault nearby kingdoms and protect the burrow.
- Resource Management: Provide proper food and amenities to boost size, strength, and magical potential.
- Future Expansions: Planned content adds new rooms, special characters, expanded storylines, and a mini “touching” mode for extra interaction.
The game blends dark humor with strategic depth, offering a fresh indie experience for players who love unconventional simulation and tactical growth. Can you nurture the perfect brood, dominate the surface world, and finally become the legendary Goblin Virgin Wizard?
Minimum Requirements
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OSWindows 10
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ProcessorIntel i5 or equivalent
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Memory8 GB RAM
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GraphicsNvidia GTX970
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Storage1 GB available space
Specification
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| Region | CIS |
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| Release Date | 29 May, 2026 |
| Developer | Happy Pillow |
| Publisher | Happy Pillow |
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